Slayers - Hands off, honey

This just put the funniest idea ever in my head. If Lina and Gourry ever do get married and have kids, first off they would have to eat at resteraunts every night, second it would no doubt turn into an all out brawl every meal. You know their kids would have appatites to match their parents and would be just as demanding about the food. Put four people like that together at one table and someone is getting bit.